Tuesday, June 30, 2009

!@%$#%@

"I'm opting out. No matter what, I'm going to get a raise regardless." — Boozer.

Apparently, the economy has even hit Carlos Boozer. That's bad news for the Jazz.

Whereas, before, I could at least hope that the team would let Boozer leave and use the money on a player worth the money (see below). It's now unlikely that the Jazz will have the room they need to resign Millsap.


The bright side for Millsap is that Cleveland is reportedly looking for a 4. And a fair-to-average 5 just opened up $6.2 million.

There is no bright side for Jazz fans.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

2-0? I must be dreaming.

I've got a crush on

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The fires and passions of Landon Donovan.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

(Inca People) We're Looking For Rebirth

[Editorial note: This post has an audience of one. Unless your name is Andy Nelson, the following will probably be a baffling and nettlesome exercise in nostalgic self-indulgence. Actually, quite like all of my posts.]

I have been working on a post about Half-Life 2 [spoiler alert: The Orange Box is currently the best gaming value on the market] and while doing a little research on the franchise (ie. looking it up on Wikipedia), I discovered that Half-Life was originally published by Sierra Studios.

I have a lot of affection for Sierra Studios. King Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow was the first game I bought for my family's new desktop back in 1992. I was so enamored with the King Quest series that I soon went on to play practically every game Sierra Studios published (although mysteriously not Half-Life), including clunkers like Phantasmagoria and Torin's Passage. Yet nothing approached the terribleness of the truly unfathomable Inca.

Ostensibly, Inca is a story of the uchronic war between Incas and Spaniards. Wait for it: in space. Yes, that's right. Huayna Capac sends you off in a Tumi-shaped spaceship to dogfight with Spanish galleon spaceships.

The game played about as badly as the premise sounds.

Needless to say, Inca has all but disappeared from the annals of gaming, but even at the time, hardly anybody I knew played it. Except Andy Nelson who used to sing me the opening theme song ("We are the Incas, kings and knights") in opportune moments of comic genius.

With the theme echoing vaguely around my head, I decided to test the one truism of this life: if it happened in the past 25 years, it probably exists somewhere on the internet.

Lo and behold, I found "Inca People" by Gilles Douïeb. The internet reports this song was a "minor hit" in Europe. I doubt it. "Inca People" has not only an extended pan-pipe intro, but also a pan-pipe bridge [imagine the only good 30 seconds of the second The Darkness album].

And now I present it to you, in all of its wanky .ogg glory. Cheers Andy!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Netflix Two Cents: Transatlantic Adaptation Edition

State of Play (2003)

Verdict: Mature. Gripping. Wry. Everything you would expect from a British miniseries. Imagine Traffik by way of British tabloid journalism. James McAvoy is a standout.







State of Play (2009)

Verdict: A third the length and a tenth as interesting. You know you are in trouble when the end-credit sequence is the best element of your movie. I will concede that Jason Bateman was brilliant casting.

Monday, June 15, 2009

LOGANMIX2000: I'm 5 Years Ahead Of My Time

Let's face it: as we start approaching the end of the year, best-of-the-decade music lists are going to start cropping up in a race to coronate Kid A THE record of the 00's. Which is was. Kind of.

I can't think of any other album from the past ten years that demanded such critical attention -- whether positive or negative. To listen to Kid A was to have an opinion of it. I can only imagine the deflating/exhilerating reaction most Radiohead fans must have had when they first heard the opening notes of "Everything In Its Right Place." My first experience was far more mundane. Nell put the CD on at a party and by the time it reached the halfway mark of "The National Anthem" I had asked her to turn it off.

In my defense, in Two-Zero-Zero-Zero Anno Domini my exposure to music was fairly limited. Although I was probably the first kid on the block to be trading mp3s via FTP sites, I still listened to music exclusively in the context of singles and rarely ventured beyond typical radio fare. In one of those small historical ironies, while Kid A will be remembered as the swan song of the album format in the age of digital distribution, 2000 was the year I bought my first CD, Harvey Danger's King James Version.

[Just to appropriately date the moment: these were the halcyon post-Y2K days when Coldplay were just some blokes with a quaint single on the radio. Critics were hailing them as the next Radiohead based off a couple of EPs that bore more than a passing resemblance to "Karma Police" -- a comparison that would be completely torpedoed by the release of both Parachutes and Kid A. Most of my friends weren't even that sophisticated with their musical frames of reference. One thought that Chris Martin sounded like Dave Matthews.]

Now that we are half-way through the last year of the decade, it seemed as good a time as any to go back and revisit this shadowy corner of my musical knowledge and do great violence to such ethereal pieces of art by objectively ranking them.

Most of these albums are canonical at this point and don't need further explication from me. A couple others probably ring a bell, but you won't see them on as many end-of-the-decade lists because alternative pop albums are always under-appreciated.

I do want to focus, however, on three records that I feel are some of the most underrated albums of the decade.


10. Yo La Tengo - And then nothing turned itself inside-out.


9. Doves - Lost Souls



8. Arovane - Tides

Harpsichord over downtempo hip-hop beats. This is the kind of melodic IDM that had huge cross-over success for Boards of Canada and Four Tet, yet Uwe Zahn (a.k.a. Arovane) never achieved any sort of widespread recognition for his minimalist laptronica. Gorgeous and understated, Tides is appropriately named for its lush ambient beach sounds and metaphorically arpeggiated synths. Even the album cover image of a dilapidated wooden roller-coaster is beautifully evocative of a sine wave. Sadly, the 2004 followup album was also Zahn's last. After a trip to Japan, he recorded Lillies including the concluding track "Goodbye Forever," dismantled his studio and was never heard from again. Perhaps a fitting ending for music almost too delicate for this world.


7. Radiohead - Kid A


6. Dandy Warhols - Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia


5. The Avalanches - Since I Left You


4. Modest Mouse - The Moon and Antarctica



3. Gas - Pop

While certainly not underrated, Gas probably needs a bit of an introduction. Wolfgang Voigt is one of the founders of Kompakt and defined the Pop Ambient genre (ambient music with a techno sensibility) under the Gas moniker. The program at his concert described his music as "a metaphysical journey through German Romanticism and its ambivalent mythology." Curious parties should start with the last song on the album, "Pop 7."


2. Harvey Danger - King James Version

I keep waiting for the day when revisionist history finally narrates Sean Nelson into the indie rock pantheon. King James Version has all the trappings of the quintessential cult album: crafted by a perceived one-hit wonder, it never found an audience after its recently consolidated label provided no support (unless you consider an opening spot on the SR-71 tour an asset) and subsequently buried the record as a loss on the ledgers. Instead of being rightfully worshipped as the 00s version of Weezer that Weezer should have been, Harvey Danger is now relegated to a 10-second blurb on I <3 the 90s and Sean Nelson will forever be a footnote as the dude responsible for bringing Death Cab For Cutie to the masses and Seth Cohen. Yet even from "Flagpole Sitta" it was clear Nelson was too clever by half. Lead-off track "Meetings With Remarkable Men" name-checks Jesus Christ, Morrissey, Fitzgerald, AND Kip Winger, while simultaneously beating you to the punch just as you begin to catch on ["And just because it’s meta doesn’t make it any better"]. Nelson bobs and weaves like a lyrical featherweight which makes King James Version relentlessly inventive and endlessly quotable. I would feel bad for Harvey Danger, but as Nelson has already pointed out: “It’s so much harder to be underfed than under-understood.”


1. Primal Scream - XTRMNTR

Released in the first few weeks of the decade, XTRMNTR is a perfect soundtrack to the eight-year snuff film that was the Bush Administration. While a majority of the albums from 2000 were busy with introspection and Fukuyamian end-of-history malaise, Primal Scream was busy unmasking the fascists within. XTRMNTR begins with a startling gunshot, but from all the menacing signs you will probably approach the album with knives out. From the abrasive vowel-less title to the gunmetal grey album sleeve, the record is an exercise in incendiary saber-rattling. Even the song titles bristle with antagonism. "Swastika Eyes" is like a fishhook in the eye. "Kill All Hippies" is just baiting you to respond. Of course Bobby Gillespie's shoot first, ask questions later lyrical policy would be a paper tiger if the album did not stand up sonically. Backed by a rag-tag 80's Band of Brothers featuring Mani (The Stone Roses), Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and Bernard Sumner (New Order), as well as a phalanx of producers including The Chemical Brothers and the future DFA founders Tim Goldsworthy and James Murphy, XTRMNTR is searingly fierce. "Accelerator" feels like standing behind a jet engine. "MBV Arkestra (If They Move Kill Em')" is the sound of something terrible and menacing slouching towards Bethlehem. XTRMNTR is the unheralded musical and political haruspex of the decade, giving us a rallying-cry for the Bush years and beyond: SBVRT NRMLTY.

And finally, as always, I leave you with an immaculately crafted mixtape which brilliantly distills a year's essence in under 80 minutes. Or something like that.

Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something:

LOGANMIX2000: I'm 5 Years Ahead Of My Time

1. Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead [Kid A]
2. 3030 - Deltron 3030 [Deltron 3030]
3. Utopia - Goldfrapp [Felt Mountain]
4. Here It Comes - Doves [Lost Souls]
5. Trouble - Coldplay [Parachutes]
6. 405 - Death Cab For Cutie [We Have The Facts And We Are Voting Yes]
7. The Crystal Lake - Granddaddy [Sophtware Slump]
8. You Can Have It All - Yo La Tengo [And then nothing turned itself inside-out.]
9. Everybody's Stalking - Badly Drawn Boy [The Hour Of Bewilderment]
10. Tiny Cities Made Of Ash - Modest Mouse [The Moon and Antarctica]
11. Felix Partz - Peaches [Teaches of Peaches]
12. B.O.B. - Outkast [Stakonia]
13. MBV Arkestra (If They Move Kill 'Em) - Primal Scream [XTRMNTR]
14. Nietzsche - The Dany Warhols [Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia]
15. Humility On Parade - Harvey Danger [King James Version]

Thursday, June 11, 2009

It's my party.

Hey. It's my birthday. In honor of the event, I thought I would share my 3 favorite YouTube videos of the moment. Enjoy the LOLZ!





Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Today's definition of temptation

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Monday, June 08, 2009

The S stands for 'Spensive

The question: Are these features worth $200?
  • An additional 8GB of storage
  • A digital compass (which improves the map experience)
  • Decreased loading times (a faster processor)
  • Faster Internet speed (faster data network)
  • Video
  • A 3 megapixel camera with auto-focus and select-focus
  • Voice control (hands-free dialing and song loading)
  • Headphones with a built-in remote
  • Improved battery life
Here's the situation. My iPhone died an unfortunate death last night. That is to say, Rachel accidentally gave it a momentary bath in the toilet. Naturally, the iPhone didn't react well. So now I need to buy a new one.

Now, to answer your question, I can't pretend my phone is just broken because the iPhone has a water submersion sensor -- which has been tripped on my phone.

Overall, what it means it that I can get a non-warranty replacement iPhone 3G for $199. Or I can upgrade to the iPhone 3GS for $399.

Should I? (Fortunately, I'm not going to have time to do anything about it for a little while. So I have plenty of time to mull it over, or look for the money.)

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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Life Lesson #43

When dealing with corporations or bureaucracies, always ask the same question to two different individuals -- especially if you don't like the first answer.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

It happens every year

The Microsoft Press Conference

The Highlights

Enhanced Netflix streaming, including queue management and instant streaming (and 1080p if I end up with a house in Murray). In my ongoing quest to be completely and totally done with cable television, this was another step forward. I don’t own an Xbox 360, nor do I have a netflix account. But, for $20 a month (after the initial $200 investment) I could be

Two Halos, an Alan Wake and Shadow Complex. All look like solid, must-buy games, and two will be out in 2009.

The Lowlights

Most of the exclusive are 2010 releases.

The “huh” moments

Natal. When you’re showing off your “me-too” product, are you sure you want to make your promo video look like a commercial for your competitor?




An appearance by The Beatles. Wow. Ringo. Paul. Yoko. Olivia. Giles Martin. Impressive, and likely to grab a lot of mainstream press headlines. But was it really reason enough to open your press conference with a non-exclusive title?

The Nintendo Press Conference

The Highlights

Metroid: Other M. While my initial thought was “God of Metroid,” that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Team Ninja making a Metroid game? It seems crazy and it looks incredible.

Mario, Mario and more Mario. Between New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Galaxy 2, I’ll be extremely happy. Even without a press conference Zelda announcement, those are solid numbers.




The Lowlights

A lot of everything else. I’ve been much more willing than most fans to accept that Nintendo doesn’t really care about my business anymore. And all those other games will probably sell like crazy. But I still don’t care.

The “huh” moments

Iwata’s biometric machine (Wii Vitality Sensor). It isn’t a new idea. I’ve read for years how some game designers would like to work in biometrics so that, say, a game’s difficulty could gear up or down depending on the player’s reaction. But I’m still not convinced it’s a good idea. Of course, I was a nay-sayer on the DS and then again on the Wii. So maybe I should learn to just let Nintendo do it’s thing.

The Sony Press Conference

The Highlights

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Easily the best video game trailer at this year’s E3. The game didn’t make my top three, but it’s definitely #4. The Last Guardian and God of War 3 also look pretty amazing.



Sony’s motion control. I didn’t think tech demos and a me-too product could wow me. But I was wowed. This looks like a version of motion control that could actually change a hardcore gamer’s experience. Too bad Sony didn’t have the foresight to pack it into the box on day one. Hell. What’s another $100.

The Lowlights

The fact that the whole thing was pretty much leaked before hand. Particularly the new, and largely uninspiring, PSP. Oh, and no PS3 price cut.

The “huh” moments

Actually, I can’t remember any. For maybe the first time ever, Sony seemed to have the least hyperbole in its press conference. Of course, having that many press leaks in advance of your show probably does a lot to take away the showboating.

The 3 games I’m most interested in


Heavy Rain. I didn’t believe some of what the lead developer was saying until I watched the game being demoed a few, distinct times. Every single demo was completely different. One time, the character even died. Q1 2010. I hope that means January. (The video, by the way, is three years old. The game looks amazing.)


Metroid: Other M. Team Ninja (sans the wacko Itagaki) is making a Metroid game and it looks amazing. Take the fast action of Ninja Gaiden, with a little bit of the brutally, and it seems like you’re going to end up with something special.


Shadow Complex. The only 2009 game and the only downloadable game on my list, Shadow Complex is a lot like Other M: It’s someone else’s take on the classic Metroid-vania formula. In this case, it’s a Cliffy B/Epic Games game. The only bad thing: I’ll have to buy an Xbox 360 to play it.

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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

E3: Evaporation

All I really wanted from E3 this year was Hulu on my XBOX and maybe some reassurance that Dragon Quest IX still exists.

Neither of those things happened.

Instead all I got was Microsoft and Sony shamelessly aping the Wii three years too late and Nintendo still squandering its good graces. Mario Galaxy 2 and Metroid: Other M were just barely enough to appease me, for now.

[Mark: I have come around to Penny Arcade as of late. The latest comic was flawless.]

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

I'll make you a tape.


A mixtape used to mean sitting in from of my dual tape deck/CD boombox, syncing up my favorite tunes and grinding out one of these UX-90s (120 if I was feeling ambitious) at 1x speed. Of course then I didn't really know what 1x speed was. In the early days Ace of Bass made it onto quite a few tapes, later Ian told me of a "mix"tape his brother had produced with a full 60 minutes of 'Semi-Charmed Life.' That's like almost 1000 "doots."

Then the CD-R came out. This was huge, but I don't think the game was really changed until Napster. I think we forget how awesome Napster was, a seemingly endless library of free (or stolen for you Narcs out there) songs that could be delivered to your shared folder in about 40 minutes on a 28.8 connection. If you were lucky enough to have two phone lines you could do something else while your songs downloaded, but if you only had one you either had to do your downloading late at night, or watch the phones in the house like a hawk, if your download was interrupted you were SOL, you had to start it over. I digress, the important thing here is that suddenly if you could remember the name of a song then with a little time and tenacity it could be on your mixtape. CD. Whatever.

While the CD-R and the Napster really improved the song selection and burning was far faster than recording, the CD mix had a little less love involved. If somebody made you a tape you knew that they carefully pre-planned the songs and their order. Then they sat there for at least an hour timing their play+records and stops. Now they still did some planning and all, but they just clicked burn cd and they were done. You wouldn't get the first couple seconds of the next song on the album, and you wouldn't hear snippets of whatever was on the tape before in the gaps.

The i-pod and i-tunes, and the increasing accessibility of mp3s and music libraries have made the mix, or do we call it a playlist now, a little less special still. This brings me to the main purpose of this post, which is to applaud a new mixtape. But this isn't like the mixtapes I remember, it's not even like a DJ Kicks style mixtape. To be honest I'm not even sure why it's called a mixtape.



As far as I can tell a mixtape is now an album that is produced very quickly and doesn't count as an album. Which doesn't mean that it can't kick ass. The Cool Kids' Gone Fishing does. This non-album is as good or better than their last non-album The Bake Sale EP which garnered the number seven spot in my top 10 albums of '08. The only dark spot is a repeated sample that says "the cannon" in reference to mixtape partner and producer Don Cannon that gets annoying.

I gotta say, there's something to this mixtape thing. It's kind of awesome to hear the Cool Kids rhyme about the '09 NBA playoffs while those very same playoffs are going on. If you haven't heard the Cool Kids yet download it! It's a legit free download!

It's not often you can get great free music with the artist's permission. The Cool Kids, making the mixtape special again.