Sunday, February 07, 2010

The Blog-Ethicist: Always Crashing In The Same Car

A van is illegally parked in front of a fire hydrant and restricting traffic flow by narrowing the lane at a median island choke point. Should I report this parking violation to the Transportation Safety and Neighborhood Livability Hot Line? Or do I abide by the popular adage: snitches get stitches? Anonymous, Portland, OR.

6 Comments:

Blogger Brad Christensen said...

report that shiz sniotch.

Mon Feb 08, 10:06:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger Brad Christensen said...

or key the van.

Mon Feb 08, 10:06:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger d l wright said...

Coincidentally, somebody spray-painted "Snitch" on the side of another van that is parked nearby.

Tue Feb 09, 10:02:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger b r christensen said...

whoa, sounds like that van owner might get a visit from chris and snoop.

Tue Feb 09, 10:21:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger M S Martinez said...

Call. Why shouldn't they have to follow the rules? And couldn't Portland use the revenue?

Tue Feb 09, 11:22:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger Unknown said...

I say snitch. Parking is serious. Today i saw a mini-hummer that took up 2 spots in a mall parking lot and someone wrote "LEARN HOW TO PARK" in the dirt on their back window. A small but satisfying act.

Mon Feb 15, 10:23:00 PM GMT-7  

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