Product: Mountain Dew Game Fuel (Halo 3 Edition)
Judgement: The only thing this beverage fueled was my desire to purge the Milky Way of all sentient life (by means of Ark or otherwise). For optimal misanthropy, consume with marshmallow burgers and marshmallow fries.
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Where'd you find it??
Is that crap hard to find?
It was sold out everywhere we looked! No shit.
The story is too embarassing to be on the public record... let's just say I can never go back to Idaho.
sounds like someone had an encounter with larry craig.
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