Saturday, October 27, 2007

Product Review, In Brief V

Product: Mountain Dew Game Fuel (Halo 3 Edition)

Judgement: The only thing this beverage fueled was my desire to purge the Milky Way of all sentient life (by means of Ark or otherwise). For optimal misanthropy, consume with marshmallow burgers and marshmallow fries.

5 Comments:

Blogger B S Goldsmith said...

Where'd you find it??

Mon Oct 29, 06:25:00 AM MST  
Blogger M S Martinez said...

Is that crap hard to find?

Mon Oct 29, 08:06:00 AM MST  
Blogger B S Goldsmith said...

It was sold out everywhere we looked! No shit.

Mon Oct 29, 02:05:00 PM MST  
Blogger d l wright said...

The story is too embarassing to be on the public record... let's just say I can never go back to Idaho.

Tue Oct 30, 10:31:00 AM MST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like someone had an encounter with larry craig.

Thu Nov 01, 01:04:00 PM MST  

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