Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Linguistic Update III

The following word is to be injected into colloquial speak:

QWERTY

ADJECTIVE: The use of convention out of habit in spite of more rational alternatives.

Ben's qwerty reliance on the archaic measurements of gallons and miles left him hopelessly lost in his excursion to Yukon country.

Please update your logs accordingly.

[The Roman Numerals in the Title will be replaced with Hindu-Arabic Numerals after the next system refresh.]

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Logan: don't watch this.

nothing to do with anything.

p.s. i got a new car.

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Wed Feb 28, 02:37:00 PM MST  
Blogger d l wright said...

You bought my dad's old jeep?

Wed Feb 28, 07:26:00 PM MST  
Blogger S Goldsmith said...

that jeep made logan's dad so rugged and good looking. he sure picked up the ladies with that thing. i'm sure the same will be true for you, brad.

what made your old car so qwerty?

Thu Mar 01, 08:07:00 AM MST  
Blogger M S Martinez said...

You may fool Sam and Logan but you can't fool me.

That's not a car, it's a jeep.

Thu Mar 01, 08:16:00 AM MST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my old car completely crapped out on me. the cpu won't let it stay on. it starts and then just cuts out for no reason.

continuing to pump money into it would have been qwerty, and i got a good deal on the wrangler, plus now i can get out of my driveway when it snows.

i'll definitely be able to pick up high school girls. we can go jeepin'.

Thu Mar 01, 11:25:00 AM MST  
Blogger d l wright said...

Straight up gangsta Brad.

If my dad is any indication, you will be pulled over frequently for speeding and your stereo system will be stollen every few weeks.

But beyond that you are ballin.

Were you able to scrap the old car for any parts?

Fri Mar 02, 03:24:00 PM MST  

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