Wish me luck
If a monkey can almost surely produce Shakespeare by plunking away on a typewriter, I can prob'ly earn a little money in the stock market, right? Let's hope so, because I just made my first two trades. I bought seven shares of AAPL (Apple Inc), and sixty three shares of the ominous sounding PCBK (Pacific Continental Corporation).
I'm a little freaked out about it, but in the grand scheme of things it really isn't that much money and they're both very safe investments. The trades won't actually go through until the markets open on Monday, but I'll keep you posted on my early progress/emotions/regrets/suicide plans. In the event of the later I'm leaving everything to Sam except Sam's record player, which I'm leaving to Logan.
I'm a little freaked out about it, but in the grand scheme of things it really isn't that much money and they're both very safe investments. The trades won't actually go through until the markets open on Monday, but I'll keep you posted on my early progress/emotions/regrets/suicide plans. In the event of the later I'm leaving everything to Sam except Sam's record player, which I'm leaving to Logan.
Labels: Ben, Sam's record player, Stocks
14 Comments:
lemmy get this straight. if ben dies, i get all his possessions (including some 70 shares of stock) except for my record player.
considering i have two other brothers, and could sell ben's wii and buy a newer/better record player, i see little incentive not to anna nicole smith his ass. am i wrong?
you are going to marry ben for his money?
yeah. and then you will be my butler, too.
Snap!
Now that you own seven shares of Apple, are you a big fan of DRM, closed systems and forced distribution channels? (Oooh... double snap.)
i think what mark means is, when do we get those free iphones?
i would also like a free iphone
and wait, logan's going to be ben's butler? swank. ben, can i come visit and have logan tie my shoes?
logan, do you know the theme song from mr. belvedere?
if ben dies, do i own logan?
no, logan still technically belongs to janet.
"technically"
and physically.
So should I ask Janet to give me Logan's iPhone?
...if Ben dies, that is.
can i just get an iphone?
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