Two peas in a pod

Jason Kidd, right, with Kobe Bryant at a practice during All-Star weekend. They would be teammates if the Nets traded Kidd to the Lakers.

Kobe: "If you make it to the Lakers we can go clubbin and get some fine honeys, J."
Jason: "Yeah boy. Say, can I get your lawyer's number?"
Kobe: "Sure thing my brother. I read about your wife in the papers, man. Tough luck witchya ho."
Jason: "You said it, man. But if you got off for rape, I'm sure I'll be ite.
Kobe: "True dat. It feels so good, too. Nothing like committing violence against women and getting off with nothing more than an insignificant financial hit."