Monday 5: “You want it when?” cartoon edition

5:00 p.m. tonight? No problem.

1. The Fat Princess beta is amazing (even with all the typical quirks of an unfinished game). I can’t wait for the final product.
2. Even though I like to have my friends respond to my twitter feed in Facebook. I’m shutting it down (for the aforementioned reasons). Everyone should join Twitter. Trust me. It’s perfect for an iPhone-clutching group of narcissistic Socialists.
3. Not only did Ben not kill Penny, but now Faraday gets his own Lost episode: “The Variable.” (The 100th episode!)
4. The Boston Celtics is still on the bubble. And the Detroit Pistons is out and soon to be demolished (much like a lot of the city itself).
5. Prepping myself for the September release of The Beatles: Rock Band by listening to a different album every day. Except for Yellow Submarine of course.

Fine, 5:00 p.m. But it’s going to look like crap.

1. I don’t have any friends… with PS3s. So, when Fat Princess is released, I’ll have to play with stupid strangers.
2. That’s step two in my Facebook leaving process.
3. Miles’ Lost episode was a total waste. Poorly couched exposition in place of more interesting flashbacks.
4. The Utah Jazz will be eliminated from the playoffs any minute now. Then… new coach? New Power Forward? New Center? New heartthrob? New hometown?
5. Lets see, 12 Beatles albums at about $15 each and one The Beatles: Rock Band Special Edition at $250. That’s $430. Ouch.

It could be 6:00 p.m., it could 4:00 p.m. We’ll just have to see what happens.

• To add more depth to Bioshock’s shallow binary morality, Bioshock 2 will present you with that Little Sister dilemma and another “adult” decision-making dilemma. (I’m willing to bet money that second dilemma is the choice to kill the Big Sister… or not.)