Sunday, April 12, 2009

Ben-edict Arnold

My brother is a traitor. It hurts to say it, but it's true. His ancestors are turning over in their graves.

Benjamin Saul Goldsmith comes from good stock. His mother, the daughter of two German Jews who narrowly escaped certain death at the hands of the Nazis, grew up in Chicago's north shore suburbs. An avid Cubs fan, the first generation American did what she could to assimilate while keeping her parent's important heritage alive.

I learned something about my brother this week: he doesn't care about spitting in his family's face.

Exhibit A: A photo Ben took on his iPhone yesterday while attending a White Sox home game.


Exhibit B: Ben at his girlfriend's Easter party. He did not attend a Seder this year.

Shame on you, Ben.

5 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Agreed. The White Sox Ben? Shame, shame.

Sun Apr 12, 01:38:00 PM MST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Janet. Any family member would be soooo disappointed at such a slap in the face!

Mon Apr 13, 10:25:00 AM MST  
Blogger d l wright said...

Ben is such a bad jew.

On Passover, he kept asking me, "What has changed, this night, from all the [other] nights - That in all the [other] nights we eat sitting or reclining, on this night, only reclining?"

As if he didn't know already! What a schlub!

Mon Apr 13, 05:59:00 PM MST  
Blogger b r christensen said...

I don't really blame him, the only fans worse than Cubs fans are Red Sox and Yankee fans. Red Sox fans being far more tolerable than Yankee fans. (and for that matter Cubs fans are far more tolerable than Red Sox fans.)

Wed Apr 15, 02:31:00 PM MST  
Blogger b r christensen said...

but still. . .

Wed Apr 15, 02:32:00 PM MST  

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