How the Marcus Camby trade went down
L.A.C. — Say Denver, would do we have to do to move Marcus Camby from your perpetually overrated team to our perpetually lousy team?
Denver — Do you have the White Album on vinyl?
L.A.C. — No just CDs.
Denver — How about a First Edition Bible?
L.A.C. — I don't think that exists.
Denver — A Michael Jackson rookie card?
L.A.C. — Is that a pedophile joke?
Denver — Well, how about you give us the option to trade you 2nd round draft picks in 2010. We probably won't even want to.
L.A.C. — That's all you want? For the 2006-2007 Defensive Player of the Year? The guy who led the league in blocks last year, and the year before, and the year before that?
Denver — Yeah, see, we need to make sure we have enough money to sign our controversial ball hog who recently had a DUI. And our other controversial ball hog who hasn't been as controversial over the last two years.
Denver — Do you have the White Album on vinyl?
L.A.C. — No just CDs.
Denver — How about a First Edition Bible?
L.A.C. — I don't think that exists.
Denver — A Michael Jackson rookie card?
L.A.C. — Is that a pedophile joke?
Denver — Well, how about you give us the option to trade you 2nd round draft picks in 2010. We probably won't even want to.
L.A.C. — That's all you want? For the 2006-2007 Defensive Player of the Year? The guy who led the league in blocks last year, and the year before, and the year before that?
Denver — Yeah, see, we need to make sure we have enough money to sign our controversial ball hog who recently had a DUI. And our other controversial ball hog who hasn't been as controversial over the last two years.
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posted by M S Martinez at 7/16/2008 12:50:00 PM
2 Comments:
this is the first i've heard of it.
wow.
you'd think the jazz would have at least GIVEN the nuggets their second round pick. or matt harpring. camby is exactly what the jazz need to be legit title contenders.
I heard from my NBA source that the trade was made so that money was available to sign a hot shooting guard to back up AI. The new guys name is Kolby Karl or something like that.
By the way, the conversation got off to a rocky start as is published on your blog.
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