Linguistic Update IV
To add negative connotations to any word or phrase attach the pejorative suffix "-industrial complex."
For example:
Weddings from now on will be described as marital-industrial complexes.
Alter your speech patterns accordingly.
For example:
Weddings from now on will be described as marital-industrial complexes.
Alter your speech patterns accordingly.
15 Comments:
I just got a save the date card for Julie's marital-industrial complex.
Ditto that.
I will actually have three Saturdays taken over by the marital-industrial complex in September.
jeter-industrial complex?
I don't think Jeter needs any suffixes to make his name a pejorative.
You guys are just jealous.
paternal-industrial complex?
I don't think I've ever been jealous of Jeter.
Julie, we need to have words.
First Tom Brady. Now Derek Jeter.
Do you also like Bill Walton?
graduate school-industrial complex.
Logan, here's my words:
sexual-industrial complex
and employment-industrial complex.
The libidinal-industrial complex has a bit more flare.
how does ian feel about that libidinal-industrial complex?
Ian has too many complexes as is.
Chalupa-industrial complex, for example.
Utah Jazz-industrial complex
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