Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Stoners, Media Conglomerate Responsible for Boston Bomb Hoax



Mark today in your calendar: January 31, 2007 was the moment of epistemological rupture in which I could no longer tell the difference between "actual" news and "satirical" news.

That image on the CNN homepage looks like every photoshopped parody on SomethingAwful, so I guess it is only fitting to suggest:

BOSTON = PWNED

6 Comments:

Blogger B S Goldsmith said...

Whoa, that's totally one of the aliens from Aqua Team Hunger Force!!!

Wed Jan 31, 08:50:00 PM GMT-7  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course it's one of the aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force primitive human. We have technology that far exceeds your own.

Wed Jan 31, 08:58:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger d l wright said...

There are so many hilarious elements to this event:

To think that "in a post 9/11 era" somebody would use LED lights and batteries is simply outrageous!

Wed Jan 31, 11:32:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger B S Goldsmith said...

It's like Baudrillard only scarier. And funnier.

Thu Feb 01, 12:08:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger d l wright said...

This just continues to get more absurd:

CNN Front Page: Boston "hoax" gets priority over actual bomb attack.

I love how the media is totally buying the city's line by calling it a "hoax" and by labelling them as "suspicious devices."

Yesterday on CNN some blowhard was livid that Turner had the audacity to place these in high traffic areas. They were advertisments asshole!

Thu Feb 01, 12:11:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger B S Goldsmith said...

Awesome.

Thu Feb 01, 09:22:00 PM GMT-7  

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