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SCENE 1. A bar. The not too distant future.

WOMAN: Do I know you?

LOGAN: Excuse me?

WOMAN: I was browsing when I spotted you. You seem pretty cool and cute!

LOGAN: Yeah, thanks. What's your name?

WOMAN: Chrysler Q. Dalmatian. You don't know me yet but I hope to change that in the very near future. [Smiles] I recently moved and I thought this would be a great way to meet new people. Outside of my work and my neighbor I don't know anyone around here. I've done a couple "tourist" type things but I haven't really been "out" yet and I'm hoping to change that. So tell me more about yourself? [Laughs] Sorry I have a tendency to ramble on sometimes.

LOGAN: Nothing to tell. I wake up and I come here to drink. End of story. Why don't you talk more about yourself?

WOMAN: I need someone to make life worth living... and not someone that just want to play with my heart and feelings... if you know you nice in heart make time lets get know each other please be sincere.

LOGAN: Are you drunk?

WOMAN: I am slut.

[Cut to Logan's holo-apartment]

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LOGAN: What is it?

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LOGAN: Another one. Just my luck.

WOMAN: Salute Man

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Exeunt.