A highly effective sleep aid...

If you or your loved ones suffer from mild to severe insomnia, may I make a recommendation? (I know a surefire cure that I guaranteed will be the most effective treatment for insomnia ever!)

It’s Thom Yorke’s new solo album The Eraser. And it may just be the solution you’ve been looking for.

More than five times as effective as the leading sleep aid, The Eraser works by putting together nine droll, dreary songs that are nearly indistinguishable from each other. Building off the kind of musical acumen usually reserved for Radiohead b-sides, The Eraser is guaranteed to put you to sleep in a mere 49 minutes –– or less!

And unlike other sleep aids, Thom Yorke’s The Eraser is unlikely to become addictive.

Look for it on store shelves on July 11, 2006.

Warning: The Eraser should not be consumed if you will be driving or operating heavy machinery. Some members may experience a lack of appetite and minor erectile dysfunction after use. Although rare, some listeners may have the desire to hurt themselves or others after hearing The Eraser. If you feel that you may be a risk to yourself or others, please take The Eraser to the nearest used CD store or garbage can immediately!