Tuesday, March 21, 2006

... Death: "Gentlemen!"

SCENE 2. FLIGHT 0629. A plane.

Enter CHILI'S, LOGAN, and Steward.

CHILI'S

[Aside to LOGAN intently trying to read a book] Where are you FROM? I am from LAKE HAVASU CITY. What you haven't HEARD of it? After the LONDON BRIDGE began falling down, ROBERT MCCULLOCH bought the bridge for 2.4 MILLION DOLLARS and flew it out to ARIZONA in 1971. I can't stand living in the DESERT because I have ATOPIC ECZEMA. Want to see my WOUNDS? I am a MANAGER at CHILI'S, so usually I have to wear GLOVES, but as you can see my HANDS don't BLEED as much when I use moisturizer. You look SICK! [Pulls out an "Air Sickness Bag"] Do you NEED to USE this?

Exeunt.

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