A bleed within the skull.

Mass Effect
You may have heard that Mass Effect is a brilliant, but deeply flawed game. At least half of that statement is true. After a few hours of navigating dialogue trees filled with tedious exposition, I sold the game and decided to wait for the sequel. Maybe by then they will have fixed the atrocious combat engine and incorporated all of those titillating features [Warning: potentially NSFW link. Do not click if you work for the Utah government or are easily offended.] that Faux News (lolz!) promised me.

Grade: INC