Friday, June 13, 2008

Five reasons Hannah Montana is better than The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Mark, you ignorant slut. You are just jealous of Miley Cyrus because she is a published author and accomplished humanitarian.

#5) According to Wikipiedia, Miley Cyrus has the "everyday relatability of Hilary Duff and the stage presence of Shania Twain." Those little turd kids probably still wet the bed.

#4) She introduced the world to the Jonas Brothers, a less sexually threatening version of Hanson.

#3) After being labelled a "bad role model" for not wearing a seatbelt in Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert, Miley Cyrus and her father later apologized claiming that, "We got caught up in the moment of filming... Seat belt safety is extremely important." That is called responsibility!

#2) As noted in Christianity Today, Miley Cyrus has made huge sacrifices. In order to work in Hollywood and earn $18.2 million a year, she had to leave her church, her pastor, and her community!

#1) I don't recall Annie Liebovitz taking any photos of Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

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