Itchiness is a skin complaint...

An obvious observation.

It was on the same day. Somewhere in the anonymous analogue of the Internet... one article about how too much sun is causing skin cancer. Another about how too much fear of skin cancer is causing not enough sun and vitamin D deficiencies.

Maybe so. The stories don’t conflict, but they don’t actually agree either. Much like modern discourse, political or otherwise.

Ergo... all stupid arguments will now be referred to as itchy.