I CAN HAS BESTSELLER?

While Mark was all atwitter over Blart, I noticed more pressing signs of the impending apocalypse:

The New York Times Best Sellers - Paperback Advice (1/18/09)

1. SUZE ORMAN’S 2009 ACTION PLAN, by Suze Orman. (Spiegel & Grau, $9.99.) Managing your money in hard times.
2. TWILIGHT, by Mark Cotta Vaz. (Little, Brown, $16.99.) A behind-the-scenes look at the film based on the vampire romance for young adults by Stephenie Meyer.
3. THE LOVE DARE, by Stephen and Alex Kendrick with Lawrence Kimbrough. (B&H, $14.99.) A 40-day challenge for spouses to practice unconditional love.
4. SKINNY BITCH, by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin. (Running Press, $13.95.) Vegan diet advice from the world of modeling.
5. WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING, by Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel. (Workman, $14.95.) Advice for parents-to-be.
6. THE BIGGEST LOSER FAMILY COOKBOOK, by Devin Alexander with Melissa Roberson. (Rodale, $21.95.) Eating healthily on a budget, with 125 recipes and tips from “The Biggest Loser” contestants.
7. THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LIFE, by Rick Warren. (Zondervan, $14.99.) Finding meaning in one’s life through God.
8 . DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES, by Guy Fieri with Ann Volkwein. (Morrow, $19.95.) A road trip with recipes from the Food Network star.
9. THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES, by Gary Chapman. (Northfield, $13.99) How to communicate love in a way a spouse will understand.
10. I CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER?, by Professor Happycat. (Gotham, $10.) More than 200 "LOLcats" from the popular website.

Obama clearly chose the wrong best seller to perform the inaugural invocation.