Scopic Fixations

We have all heard the stories about how Renshon is now a cyber-NARC for Citigroup - hell, I wouldn't doubt it if he was combing through our e-mails back in the days of IMP - but I was talking to a buddy of mine who works the same position for NASA, and he informed me that they have a policy that the most porn an employee can watch during a work day is three hours. 3 HOURS! Apparently they are worried that any more will interfere with 'company time.' I have visions dancing in my head of programmers testing particle accelerators with Riding Miss Daisy going on in the background. I'm no libertarian, but only the government would allot that much time for 'normalizing the vector:' "Boys, we won the Cold War; go knock yourselves out."

I tried to verify this by punching in NASA + Porn into Google, but this was the best I could come up with.