2011: Exit Words (For A Few Films)
To wrap up Movie Week at hideouslywrinkled (or has it just begun?), I humbly offer to you my annual awards to the 10 films that I may or may not have liked this year.
A Few Honorable Mentions
The King Of Carrot Flowers Part 2 & 3 Award for Hipster Christianity AND The Steven Spielberg Award for Not Knowing How to End A Movie goes to...
The Tree of Life
The Vin Diesel fights The Rock Award for the movie with the best fight scene between Vin Diesel and The Rock goes to…
Fast Five
The "I should have seen this instead of In A Better World at last year's Portland International Film Festival" Award goes to…
Incendies
Top 10 Movies
The (now) annual "The Parts Are Greater Than The Sum" Matthew Vaughn Award goes to...
Attack the Block
The Judd MiLOLtary IndustriLOL Complex Award goes to…
Bridesmaids
The (quite surprisingly) least Freudian movie in the Cronenberg oeuvre Award goes to...
A Dangerous Method
The Aaron Sorkin's Continuing Quest To Find The Least Likely Blockbuster Protagonist Award AND The newly minted Brad trolling Award goes to...
Moneyball
The (now potentially annual) Award for the Best Foreign Film (that you can tell is a foreign film because the protagonist is Muslim) goes to…
A Separation
The Mark is going to hate this movie because it totally rips off The Smashing Pumpkins video "Tonight, Tonight" Award goes to...
Hugo
The Warner Herzog Award for the most profound and deeply moving documentary of the year, which also had two descent selections from the big man himself goes to…
Nostalgia for the Light
The I told you the director of the film with the One-Eyed Clairvoyant Viking was somebody special but you refused to believe me until he made a movie featuring Ryan Gosling Award goes to...
Drive
The Kirsten Dunst haters to the back Award goes to...
Melancholia
The Takashi Miike remakes The Seven Samurai and it is indescribably badass Award AND The I seriously need to watch this movie again with Ian Lindsay because it might be the most awesome movie of the year Award goes to…
13 Assassins
A Few Honorable Mentions
The King Of Carrot Flowers Part 2 & 3 Award for Hipster Christianity AND The Steven Spielberg Award for Not Knowing How to End A Movie goes to...
The Vin Diesel fights The Rock Award for the movie with the best fight scene between Vin Diesel and The Rock goes to…
The "I should have seen this instead of In A Better World at last year's Portland International Film Festival" Award goes to…
Top 10 Movies
The (now) annual "The Parts Are Greater Than The Sum" Matthew Vaughn Award goes to...
The Judd MiLOLtary IndustriLOL Complex Award goes to…
The (quite surprisingly) least Freudian movie in the Cronenberg oeuvre Award goes to...
The Aaron Sorkin's Continuing Quest To Find The Least Likely Blockbuster Protagonist Award AND The newly minted Brad trolling Award goes to...
The (now potentially annual) Award for the Best Foreign Film (that you can tell is a foreign film because the protagonist is Muslim) goes to…
The Mark is going to hate this movie because it totally rips off The Smashing Pumpkins video "Tonight, Tonight" Award goes to...
The Warner Herzog Award for the most profound and deeply moving documentary of the year, which also had two descent selections from the big man himself goes to…
The I told you the director of the film with the One-Eyed Clairvoyant Viking was somebody special but you refused to believe me until he made a movie featuring Ryan Gosling Award goes to...
The Kirsten Dunst haters to the back Award goes to...
The Takashi Miike remakes The Seven Samurai and it is indescribably badass Award AND The I seriously need to watch this movie again with Ian Lindsay because it might be the most awesome movie of the year Award goes to…
posted by d l wright at 3/08/2012 09:40:00 PM
2 Comments:
one quibble. there's a protagonist in a separation?
I really liked Attack the Block too. It was just fun, classic sci-fi.
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