Nostalgiarama Aleph
HO GUM
NOUN: A whimsical game played at the Hoplex [see Century 16] or any other area densely populated with hoes. At a mutually determined time, all players must insert an agreed upon object (usually a vessel containing some defined condiment) into their respective mouths and masticate until completion (or, according to regional variations, until the dissolution of said interior condiment).
Involves three levels or phases of increasing difficulty; although items may vary based on location, a traditional round consists of the following stages:
1) Sugar and/or Sweet'n Lo packet.
2) Coffee Creamer
3) Tea Bag
Established 1998. Rumored origins as a method to avoid socializing with Ned Stanley (and other impeached elected officials).
VERB: Inflected forms: Ho gummed, ho gumming.
PHRASAL VERB: Ho gumming it; procrastinating, dawdling.
Hey. They misprinted our tickets for Pleasantville. Let's ho gum it!
NOUN: A whimsical game played at the Hoplex [see Century 16] or any other area densely populated with hoes. At a mutually determined time, all players must insert an agreed upon object (usually a vessel containing some defined condiment) into their respective mouths and masticate until completion (or, according to regional variations, until the dissolution of said interior condiment).
Involves three levels or phases of increasing difficulty; although items may vary based on location, a traditional round consists of the following stages:
1) Sugar and/or Sweet'n Lo packet.
2) Coffee Creamer
3) Tea Bag
Established 1998. Rumored origins as a method to avoid socializing with Ned Stanley (and other impeached elected officials).
VERB: Inflected forms: Ho gummed, ho gumming.
PHRASAL VERB: Ho gumming it; procrastinating, dawdling.
Hey. They misprinted our tickets for Pleasantville. Let's ho gum it!
posted by d l wright at 9/04/2006 10:47:00 PM
5 Comments:
That Sweet'n Lo burned like a mofo. Does that mean I got ho gummed?
Indeed.
We tried playing it with honey packets from the VI.
i always liked okie vegan-cookie, personally.
it's ookie cookie bro.
does that score me some more jock points?
i guess it scores me more loner points.
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